Everyone loves a good laugh, so when the tension is high (test time, anyone?) and you want to get your students to relax, why not pull out one of our favorite knock knock jokes for kids?
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
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Everyone loves a good laugh, so when the tension is high (test time, anyone?) and you want to get your students to relax, why not pull out one of our favorite knock knock jokes for kids?
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke.
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
3. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, a cow says mooooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between you and me, so please open up!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sloth.
Interrupting sloth who?
(20 seconds of silence)
Sloooooooooth.
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrupting pira-
ARGHHHHHHHH
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and let me in!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five.
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
20. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Watts.
Watts who?
Watts for dinner? I’m hungry.
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena a little closer, and I’ll tell you another joke!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
What are your favorite knock knock jokes for kids? Share them in the comments below.
Want even more jokes for your students? We’ve got them on several topics, including math jokes, history jokes, science jokes, grammar jokes, and music jokes.
And make sure to subscribe to our newsletters to be the first to see more humor posts.